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internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

That awkward moment when you’re in a store and you cannot reach what you want:

laugh-addict:

when your favorite food is on the table.

laugh-addict:

How I imagine myself when I first start driving.

laugh-addict:

Cheating

laugh-addict:

Expectations

Reality

es-kers:

this is so insanely cute omg

remps:

“dude look at the personality on that girl”

“oh shit man i’d talk to her all night long”

That awesome moment when food can cure EVERYTHING. »

laugh-addict:

d1rectionfics:

today in nursing we learned about the irish culture and apparently in times of high distress and emergencies, men often shut down and become very stoic and all i could think of was